april is gonna be my month and i will fight the universe about it

mrsfscottfitzgerald:

I just spit out my drink

creepsandcrawlers:

susiethemoderator:

pastapooper:

List of ancient beings on earth right now

Tommy Wiseau

Eric Andre

Keanu Reeves

This is Jeff Goldum erasure

Eric and Jeff are both like… Young immortals, a couple hundred years old

Keanu is a healthy fully formed immortal, a good 2-3 thousand years old

Tommy wiseau predates modern man, and has gone mad with eternity

butterformybun:

“stay busy and beautiful until someone’s like hey I like you” is the advice I needed this year

reminding myself to stay busy and beautiful

zednanrefkcaj:

The backlash Lana faced during her Born to Die era was more extreme and painful than those few minutes Jesus was nailed to the cross

renthethief:

beyondthetemples-ooc:

parttimepup:

strnger-kid:

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

realisationpar:

Dreamgirl Ashley Moore wear her Juliet in Rouge Fleur at the Réal Studio.